I looked up from my humble mahogany desk and glanced in
justifiable impatience at the spindly young man in front of me.
“What do you want? I am very busy copying the Holy
Scriptures.”
He rubbed one disgustingly thin hand across his slick
forehead with a weakling’s nervous move. I suppose some lesser people would be
sorry for him but I knew his type. If someone was that thin and unhealthy they
were obviously lazy, not working hard enough or spending too much on the sinful
luxuries of this world. I myself was very careful to avoid all of these evils.
I raised my gold rimmed spectacles up on perfectly shaved
dome and adjusted my large purse so it wasn’t weighing so heavily on my
stomach.
“I-I w-wondered sir---“
“Father!” I rebuked the infidel sharply. Men like him had an
irreverent habit of forgetting their place.
“Forgive me--F-father. I w-wondered if p-perhaps you c-could
let me do some w- work around here for f-food? I-I have a hungry f-family
waiting for me outside and n-no one will give me any w-work.”
I laid down my gold tipped quill pen sternly and turned my
conscience probing gaze full on the abominable young man.
“How dare you lie to a man of God! Remember what happened to
Ananias when he lied to St. Peter!”
“Forgive me F-Father. I d-did not mean to l-lie.”
My righteous furry began mount.
“How dare you lie to me again! I could call down heavenly
fire on your sinful head!”
The man’s forehead, I saw with holy pleasure, began to flow
with little rivers. Perhaps I was reaching the wretch’s conscience.
“You lied to me when you told me you could find no work.”
His eyes widened at my God given perception.
“A man can always find work if he is not too proud to accept
a menial task. Those menial tasks are those which would make you holier if you
were not too full of sinful pride.”
“I w-would accept anything F- Father.” I saw his hands
clinch to drown out his dying conscience as he told me that filthy lie.
“You lie again!” all my being detested this brazen infidel.
His soul would certainly burn forever in purgatory! “Out! I will have no liars
in this holy house.”
The newest brother, who had been patiently waiting outside
the door to speak with me, strode into my room without the proper reverence to
one of God’s holy men and slamming his fists in wicked anger on my marble desk
top he burst out most sinfully,
“And you say you are a man of God! How dare you lie, how
dare you turn away his suffering children with only harsh words! I thought I
would be serving God by taking orders but now that I see what you are I know I
cannot serve God under such a wicked man.”
“Blasphemer! Stop!” I backed away from him and covered my
ears so I wouldn’t have them profaned.
He leapt furiously at me and forced my hands away in a most
shocking temper.
“It is you who have blasphemed! I am amazed God has not
struck you down in his holy anger. It is you who should stop before you find
yourself miserably in hell just like that man said. I can serve God better
elsewhere!”
Tearing off his cowl with a most unholy quickness he hurled
it at my highly revered head and taking the wicked young man by the arm lead
him out slamming my monastery door with a horrifying bang.
Looking with God filled horror out my large gilded window I
could see him helping the spindly man and an even more sinful looking woman
across the street to a plush inn. How dare he say those things to me, God’s
holy man!
Suddenly a spasm of pain ran down my spine and it began
increasing until my body was filled with it. I dropped to the floor and writhed
crying out to God to take it away. A bright light suddenly filled my room and a
voice too powerful for my ears to take said,
‘Truly I say to you, to the extent that you did not do
it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to Me.’
~
A young man with a shaved head sat in a small pub eating
breakfast the next morning when something on the front page of the morning
paper beside him caught his eye. He quickly put down his steaming coffee and
opened the paper. The article that got his interest just might be interesting
to you too so I have copied it down word for word. Here it is:
Priest Dies
Mysteriously
On Friday morning the Reverend Father, Egbert Wormdrag, was
found by one of his servants dead on the floor of his spacious office. His
features were contorted into a stomach turning look of horror and pain. A half
written passage of scripture lay on his desk and a cowl, identified as a new
brother’s who was heard to take an angry leave of the monastery that morning,
was found on the floor beside him. The cause of death is not found but fowl
play is not likely.